JargonJab 07/18
"Dropping your Tooth in Vermouth."
When the intern gets a little too ambitious at their first happy hour and the entire company starts rethinking their hiring process.“Yeah, we might not take any interns next semester because the last one dropped her tooth in Vermouth.” - (Not-Mad-Just-Disappointed) Hiring Manager Janie
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Let's circle back. Reconvene in 5. I don't think we have the bandwidth to put a Ping-Pong table in the breakroom. Corporate jargon is one of the most confounding dialects that has seeped its way into our everyday lives. In fact, many of the things we hear in the office sound so fantastical, it's hard to discern a coworker-accepted phrase from gobbledygook.We at Jargon Jab decided to fight fire with fire. We offer you daily, never-before-used phrases that sound just professional enough to impress your way to the C-Suite. After all, the business world is all about faking it till you make it. So let's start faking.
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